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1. He's a pirate.
2. He's a lumberjack.
3.He single handedly took out all the dinosaurs with his immense boner
4. He does not own an iphone or any apple product
5. He lives on a diet of beefjerky and rum
6. He can grow a manly beard that only rocks can shave away
7. For every animal you dont eat He will eat three
8. I am a pirate
9. Chuck norris is his father
10. He is a lumberjack