Never a dull moment
If you like to keep lively
If you hate being bored
Just come down to our house,
And knock on the door
It's the noisiest house,
In the whole of our town:
There's doors always slamming,
And things falling down.
There's my dad who keeps shouting,
And my mom who breaks things
The baby, who'll bite you
And our dog running rings.
There's my sister the screamer,
And my brother who roars,
And a grandpa who's stone deaf
He's the one who slams doors.
So come down to our house,
You don't need the address
You'll hear it ten miles away,
And the outsides' a mess.
You won't mind the racket,
You'll just love the din,
For there's never a dull moment,
In the house we live in.
Tony Bradman