Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees,so that he's on her level,and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice:"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."