翻译英语幽默小故事
1.We Left Nothing
Mrs Browm was going out for the day.She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:"NOBADY HOME.DON`T LEAVE ANYTHING.'
When she got back that night,she found her door borken open and her house ransacked.On the note she had left,she found the following message added:"THANKS!WE HAVEN`T LEET ANYTHING!'
2.Excuse For Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?'the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good,so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'