英语翻译
The Clock
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked,"What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered,"Those are Lie-Clocks.Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary,"whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's.The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.He is using it as a ceiling fan."
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