So when I get a phone call at the airport,I'll admit it,I like to have a little fun.'Go ahead.Gate 47 is completely clear.' People notice in a hurry.'Honey,something is going on.That guy has a wire hanging down,maybe we shouldn't be standing right here.' 'Stand down,blue team!Stand down,blue team!' 'Honey,there is a sting going down at the airport.I am not feeling safe.Please,let's move.' 'Stand down,down blue team!Don't -- hold on,the subject's approaching.He's in a business suit with a briefcase.I repeat,the briefcase is in his hand.' And I find some random businessman.I run,and I just beat the crap out of him.And everybody starts clapping,'Thank you for making our airways safe.' And then I go get on my plane,and that guy just has a weird story to tell for the rest of his life.
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解答
所以当我接到电话在机场,我会承认这一点,我想有个小玩笑.“去吧.门是完全clear.47 '人们注意在赶时间.“亲爱的,问题出在哪里.那男孩有一根电线垂下来,也许我们不应该站在这儿等著你'退席,蓝色的团队!退席,蓝色的球队...
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