A fruit vendor sold a mellon to a lady and promised its ripeness and sweetness.As she was riding home,the bike slipped and the mellon dropped to the ground,cracked open.The lady was startled to see the inside was light pink,not ripe at all.So she brought it back to the vendor and complained indignantly,demanding a return.The vendor said:''if a man fell from the back,he'll be scared pale,let alone a watermelon."