历史上最有哲理性的英文短句(2007-02-12 18:50:15) 转载 Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.（老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈） Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个 Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.One should love animals.They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.Money is not everything.There‘s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.When two‘s company,three‘s the result!两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!" “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作."Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?" “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.