希望之星英语竞赛,初赛一分钟才艺表演,笑话加表演怎么样?
希望之星英语竞赛.我是高一女生.初赛才艺表演,笑话加表演怎么样?
我找的笑话:
英语幽默:Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.She watched the cat,and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely,"Woof,woof,woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said,"Now,do you understand the value of a second language?"
第二语言
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽.
母老鼠向着猫叫道:“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了.
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说:“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧.”
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拜托大家再给我找找可以表演的小笑话,我可以多些参考.
人气:234 ℃ 时间:2020-04-01 09:00:43
解答
Drunk
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
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