说个简短的笑话,搞活气氛,一定能拿到好成绩.
Hi Everybody.Today I want to tell you a joke.
One day an American walks into an Office in China and says to the lady receptionist “Hi.”
The lady says:"You have what thing?"
The American says:"Can you speak English?" The Lady says：“If I not speak English,I am speaking what?”
The American says：“Can anybody else speak English?”
The lady says：“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait; you not wait,you go!”
The American says：“Good heavens.anybody here can speak English?”
The lady says：“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing ”
The American says：“I want to speak with your boss.”
The lady says：“Boss not zai.you tomorrow come!”