初二英语短文求讲解啊,急、、、
Two jokes
One day in a drawing class everyone was busy drawing pictures,but Victor was doing nothing.(A)When the bell rang for a break,he gave his picture to his teacher.
The teacher looked at it and got angry.“Why did you give me a piece of paper with nothing on it,Victor?”asked the teacher.
“I’m sorry,sir,” said Victor,”I drew a dog and some break on the papei.”
“Where’s the dog and where’s the bread?”asked the teacher.
“I drew the bread first.(B)当我画完狗的时候,他把面包吃掉了.When I gave it to you,he ran away,”Victor answered.
A little boy was standing on a farmer’s melon patch(瓜田)and he wanted to buy one.(C)He said to the farmer,“I will give you ＄1 for that watermelon.” He pointed to a large,ripe fruit in the middle of the patch.
“NO,”said the farmer,”I get＄10 for a watermelon,“Will you take ＄ for that one?”
“Sure,”answered the farmer,”I will give you that one fou ＄1.”
“OK,”said the boy,putting the money in the farmer’s hand.“I will pick it in about two weeks.”
根据以上两则笑话,完成下列任务
将画线部分A句翻译成汉语
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将画线部分B句翻译成英语
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将画线部分C句改写为间接引语的句子
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从第二则笑话中找出两对反义词,并翻译成中文
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How soon will that tiny watermelon probably become ripe?
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求翻译全文.