Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon.
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! . That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling .)
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场景一
（绿色花园街）
（在繁忙时间,拥挤的街道时,格林先生是开车过去的红灯,突然一辆汽车发生意外...两个人走出他们的汽车愤怒...）
蓝小姐：噢!这是你,格林先生...你知道如何驾驶您的车吗?
格林先生：你看,我是马路对面驾驶!哇!有一个我心爱的奔驰凹痕.
蓝小姐：我的宝马也得到了一个凹痕,你应该赔偿我.
（虽然他们争吵,后来,警察来.）
警察：什么事?
格林先生：她撞到我的车!
蓝小姐：不!这是他自己开车过去的红灯...
（再次争吵...）
警察：任何一个受到损害?
格林先生：我感到头痛,脚酸痛,疼痛非常.
蓝小姐：我也很痛.
（他们都痛苦地悼念...）
警察：那我就打电话叫救护车（OEOE ...).
（蓝天医院紧急）
（救护车送他们到医院）
护士：是谁受伤?
（他们说这是双方在同一时间自己...）
护士：你叫什么名字,先生?
格林先生：叫我民进党绿色.
护士：（不愉快的表情）哦!转到角落,坐在那里.
格林先生：但是... （护士中断）
护士：去吧!不要说任何话.你叫什么名字,小姐?
蓝小姐：我的名字是国民党的蓝色.
护士：（温柔微笑）哦,小姐这边请.请问你能告诉我你的感觉如何?
蓝小姐：噢!我很痛...
护士：好!我会帮你停止的痛苦第一次,然后医生会在治疗一段时间你.
（格林先生过来要求治疗,但拒绝）
格林先生：护士,我觉得...一..
护士：等待在那里,你没有听到我吗?
（格林先生追溯到无奈,医生在这个时候来了...）
护士：年轻的小姐叫国民党蓝...国民党蓝.
医生：好吧!喔...你好吗,小姐?
蓝小姐：我有一车祸,我很痛...
医生：（检查）它是确定...不要担心.我会给你一些药.你会很快好起来.
蓝小姐：谢谢你,医生..
（吴蓝叶.）
医生：下一个. （来自格林先生在读博士和他的医疗记录）,你被称为民进党绿色!
格林先生：是啊!任何与该问题?
医生：嗯...（考虑）民进党绿色（提高了声音）?有什么问题吗?
格林先生：我都很酸痛,头痛,牙痛及足部疼痛（医生他不耐烦地打断）...
医生：一..一..我明白了,林小姐 - 给格林先生打针...
格林先生：什么?打针?
（护士拿出注射器）
护士：你想去哪儿投放?
（格林先生是害怕和颤抖...）
格林先生：嗯,医生... ...我不痛了,一..我不想离开.
护士：等待!不要去...
（护士拉格林先生和他的部队进入注射室）
格林先生：哇! .这伤害了!
（蓝小姐出去了急诊室,但格林先生在可怕的痛苦离去.）
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场景三
（台湾府）
（他们都回家,然后打开门,进了屋子走在同一时间...）
女儿：爸爸妈妈... ...发生了什么事你们俩?爸爸,你脸色苍白.妈妈,你看起来可怕,太.
格林先生：我不会这样,如果不是你们的母亲...
蓝小姐：什么!这是你父亲的过错,他指责我厚颜无耻的...
（女儿是寒冷,耸耸肩,然后看电视）
女儿：哦!我明白.即使总统选举以来,就没有我们家的和平.
（他们两人都还争吵.)