My friend Fred is a big guy who weighs about 340 pounds.Shortly after graduation, he wanted to join the marine but was kicked out from boot camp because he was over-weight.But I went on to college and studied English so I can write a book and make some money.I visited England, and lived in a small village for a few years, but eventually getting bored and moved to France.There I started chasing squirels for nuts but so far I have been on the losing end.I invited Fred to come to play with these little rodents but he just disappeared from the face of the Earth.