The Hapless German Soldier
During the World War II,a Belgium troop encountered a German troop.They both were hiding so that they could not shoot each other.The Belgium captain said,"I've got an idea.German are all called Hans.We can just call their names and shoot them when they stand up."
The Belgium soilders followed the strategy and called,"Hans!"
"Yes." A German soldier stood up.
"Pa!"...
"Hans!"
"Yes"
"Pa!"
After several people had died,the German realised the truth and imitated."They are all called Jort."
"Jort!"
"Is that you,Hans?"
"Yes!"
"Pa."...