我的杂志上有一个 能用就用吧
Playing House
A little girl and a boy were at day care.The girl approaches the boy and says,"Hey Tommy ,wanna play house?'
He says "Sure!What do you want me do ?'
The girl replies,"I want you to communicate your thoughts'
"Communicate my thoughts ?'said a bewildered Tommy."I have no idea what that means.'
The little girl sirks and says,"Perfect.You can be the husband'